Hello Dear websurfers!
I grabbed my basket and have went looking for many interesting things for you to see. Here on my page you will find jokes, recipes, clip art and more. So come on in, take a seat and click around to see what I have gathered for you. Now, has anyone seen my glasses? I keep losing those darn things all the time.
Christmas is a wonderful time of the year. Lets spread the JOY!

...Granny

Parents - Printable letter can be found here
 
How many days left till we see the jolly guy? click here to find out.
See the Santa Dance
See the Santa Dance
click here for elf bowling
Have fun with the well known Elf Bowling
Granny's Picks


 

santa and his flying reindeer
Christmas Clip Art
Christmas Crafts Christmas Tree Selection and Care
Christmas Songs and Music Granny Gumdrop's favorite Christmas recipe's
Send a Christmas Card  
Blue Mountain cards
Virtual-Cards
EGreetings.com
Greeting Cards from 123Greetings

Herbert: The Angel of Happiness

Write an email to SANTA! - you do not have to put your email address in.
Christmas Wallpaper and Screen Savers for your PC

Have yourself a merry little Christmas Page
Free Christmas Screen Savers
Games Just some silly sites

The Elves Matching Game

Christmas Breakout!

Candy Cane Village - Find the magic tree to enter.

 



Earn your elf diploma
Earn your young elf diploma


Santa's origin and FAQ's

Find stupid gifts like a singing blender or a talking spatula at Stupid.com

Did you get a present wrapped in bubble wrap?

Funny Poems, Songs and Stories geared to kids

The Heatmiser (c'mon on you know who he is)

Christmas Ornaments and Decorations
The Christmas Dove
Christmas Forest hand blown ornaments.
Hallmark Ornaments Past and present ornaments.

Victorian Ornaments and Decorations
Susan: The Angel of Smiles

 

 


Christmas Jokes

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !

How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !

What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney? Pour Santa flush on him.

Didnt get enough funnies? Check out Granny's Holiday Joke Page

Ways to confuse Santa Claus

While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.

Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.

Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."

While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.

Top 10 things to say about a holiday gift you don't like

* Hey! There's a gift. Well, well, well...
* Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes, that would've fit.
* Perfect for wearing in the basement.
* Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!
* If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
* I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
* Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.
* To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
* I really don't deserve this.
Holiday Diet Tips
* If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

* If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out.

* When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount.

* Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage causes calorie leakage.

* If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count.

* If you eat standing up the calories all go to your feet and get walked off.

* STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.

Pass some time while building a snowman before he melts.

Build a snowman in the day
Build a snowman at night
Build a snowman in the snow

 

Top Ten Places to Build a Snowman!

10) Where prohibited by law.
9) Right smack in the center of I-95 during rush hour.
8) Next to the one your pet monkey built!
7) At the end of the line for the women's restroom looking as though its bladder is about to explode.
6) At the beach.
5) Near the equator.
4) Inside the phone booth with a receiver in hand.
3) Any third world country where a snowman is considered a religious symbol.
2) Outside the Taco Bell drivethru with a sign saying "FEED ME!"
1) In a hospital elevator with a sign saying "HELP ME I'M FROZEN INSIDE THIS SNOWMAN!"


Merry Christmas and have a wonderful and safe New Year!